basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media
"The point is to minimise you making a lasting impression, and sadly red leather jackets don’t come into vogue here… Ever.”
“What do you want your fans to know about what’s going on in your personal life?”
I seriously can’t breathe send help
"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"
So, what’d you say? To Walsh? You knew? How? Come on, mom. First-date restaurant, special night out… writing was on the wall. Technically, the writing was in the dessert.
Finally, some good advice from Cosmo
im gonna reblog this 300 times a day
This is evil, patronizing, kind and funny at the same time, amazing
reasons why halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obliged to visit your relatives
- you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
- its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet